Comic for Tuesday, January 6, 2004

View From Heaven: Well, winter break is over and schools is starting once again. This blows! Man am I out of it right now. First of all, my brain is slowly adjusting back to school life. Secondly, my body is deciding to crap out on me. Let's just say I'm sick and spare you the whining. I need to work on my action poses. My cat doesn't have that oomph and lets you know that it is hurling it's furry body at the foot. Oh, and my cat actually does that. Her name's Pisa, and I drew her skinnier than she is and without the tabby stripes. Pisa is a chunky fat with a bitchy attitude. Actually, she's just mean to strangers. I'm her favorite, and she puts up with my mom because she feeds her. She pretty much made me a cat lover. I can't really stand dogs anymore. Well, I've also had a bad history with them. Mind you, though, that I did have two Beagles and their puppies living in my house back in the day. It's just that I enjoy petting cats over dogs (although Beagles still get to me). It sucks, I'm ironically allergic to cats. Ah the price of love. My friends think Pisa is a physco fat thing and are afraid to touch her. I don't blame them because she'll tear you a new asshole. However, when the mean strangers are gone, and it's just her and me, she's the most adorable little kitty I've had the pleasure of having and loving. That is, until she bites me.

T.J. and Mark © 2004 Cameron Ousley. If you steal this stuff I will Mapquest where you live, go to your house and do unspeakable horrors to you. Or we'll just cuddle. Who knows!