Comic for Tuesday, October 7, 2003

Nothing On My Back: Hey hey. How you bitchin people doing? This sucks balls. My fuckin school refuses to display my website on the newspaper. What a bunch of shit! They claim that "They don't want to promote a site that is vulgar and rude." FUCK! What the shit is that?! Ok, enough ranting/swearing. But seriously, this sucks. The point of placing my URL in the paper was to have more students visit the site. I mean, the newspaper is supposed to be aimed at the students for crissake!. The teacher told me that the paper is read by families. I placed a warning by the address, so no one would be surprised when they visit it. And frankly, I don't care who visits it, as long as they do and enjoy it. Fuck those to bitch and moan over some offensive language (and blowjob jokes, hehe). I honestly see little reason to continue doing a comic for the paper. Hopefully the local newspaper will leave the address in. As long as I'm pissing and moaning, I have another peeve about the paper. In the credits, my name is listed under "cartoonist", while another person who does art for the paper is listed as "head artist". It irritates me because last year I, along with two other artists, were listed simply as "artists". That's just me. I also feel that the other artist has a personal vendetta against me. You see, there's a dance this Thursday, and I'm not DJing it. What's the big deal, you ask? Well, considering I've been DJing every dance my class has put on (and then some). I am one of two people who know how to use the good sound equipment. The commitee (and the other artist) who organized the dance don't even know who's replacing me! All I've done for the dance was create some drawings for the posters. The dance will suck ass. I'm not being egotistical, but lots of people like my beats. Also, I'm doubtful that it will sound good equipment wise, as it will probably just be connected to a CD player. And when the shit hits the fan, guess who they're going to turn to to bail them out? Sigh, I'm sure you guys are tired reading my bitch, so see ya next comic.

T.J. and Mark © 2003 Cameron Ousley. If you steal this stuff I will Mapquest where you live, go to your house and do unspeakable horrors to you. Or we'll just cuddle. Who knows!