Comic for Tuesday, September 16, 2003

The Boy Who Destroyed the World: Jeez, this weekend didn't go as expected. No details, but let's just say it was a failed mission. Although, it wasn't too bad. It was the last weekend with my good friend, Everett, who's leaving for collage. We ended up watching movies and playing on the computer. Has anybody seen "They"? Damn, that was a pretty scary movie. We also went swimming at a river, which sucked. Let me tell you something about the Oregon coast: when summer is at a close, no matter how hot the day is, the water is fuckin freezing-your-balls-off-perky-nipples-numbness cold! God damn! And another thing, where's my spooning goodness? Don't even try to figure that last sentence out. At least my weekend didn't consist of going to a lame-ass club (in da club!), where there's nothing but fat, ugly, 15 year olds, and lousy DJs with mullets. Fun fact: The club used to be a strip joint. Get them while they're young, I suppose....

T.J. and Mark © 2003 Cameron Ousley. If you steal this stuff I will Mapquest where you live, go to your house and do unspeakable horrors to you. Or we'll just cuddle. Who knows!